just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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