I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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