Buhtt sex?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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