I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
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I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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