i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
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just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
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yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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