Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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