Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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