we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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