I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I skipped work to stalk him.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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