There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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