But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
My apartment stinks of burning failure
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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