how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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