too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Randomize
