Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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