woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
My life is pants optional.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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