exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
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i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
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I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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