in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Randomize
