Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
