Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
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It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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