No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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