Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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