Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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