i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
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Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
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I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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