Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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