Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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