did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
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Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
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Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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