just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I feel like a drive thru vagina
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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