Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
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What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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