You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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