I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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