Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
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can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
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Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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