apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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