She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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