I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
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i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
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we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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