nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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