His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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