I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
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I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
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I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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