So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I'm always down for nudity.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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