What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
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You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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