There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Randomize
