Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
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Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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