I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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