I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
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That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
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All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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