About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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