all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
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This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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