Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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