I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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