question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
