Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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