Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
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were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Let's paint friendship bongs
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
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He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize