He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
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The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
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She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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