We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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