i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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